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A kangaroo prostitution club called the frequent-flyers club was busted this morning after placing an ad in the newspaper saying "flyer for hire":

One of the joeyapos;s caught offering money said "wallaby darned she just said my paws looked so cold, and offered to let me warm them in her hot furry pouch for a few dollars. She said she needed some extra money because her checks kept bouncing and that she was a psychic and would help me get good vibrations if held the base of her tail steady for a little money in her pouch."

A small wallabie said she just offered him a warm soft place to sleep for the night, with room service and a warm milk bar, just like when he was a little joey...

A Captain Kangaroo was found in the bedroom in some strange bdsm gear, and had this to say "she said her pogo stick wasnapos;t exciting anymore, and maybe I could fix it, but she dropped the batteries in her pouch and needed some help finding them....I didnapos;t find them but I did find lots of control knobs to tweak, that got her bouncing again, hehe....oh why am I dressed like this?.....well..um....we were just going to play a game of my-little-pony...and next thing I know boom-boom-boom the boomers were here" We donapos;t believe him or his buddy captain nemo are really a captains, a bowl of ping-pong balls was also found near the bed, no word on what he planned to do with those........but a strange man in green pants was seen running away from the scene riding a moose....

(ok that last part got into some obscure references)

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